Sunday, August 28, 2011

The Collector


Came across this on one of the blogs i follow, luluandyourmom. I've probably followed her for over a few years now. I came across her blog on a forum once, intrigued by her fashion and become more intrigued by the little bits of her life she did share and her thoughts. Thought this was something special, and it's inspiring me to write more and maybe post a little of old bits i've written before that definitely are not nearly as well written.
the collector

His place was like a museum. There was so much art everywhere. I went upstairs to use the bathroom. More art wrapped up in paper. "Careful not to touch anything," I told myself. Then I tripped on a vacuum cleaner... damn.

I was his object.

In the morning, I woke up next to him; it felt nice to be close. I noticed he put up a new painting. Pretty. I watched him get ready to take a shower; a cue for me to get dressed.

On my way out, he asked me, "How's your life?" to which I responded by looking away. He asked me again, "How's your life?"

"It's fine," I said.

Except it wasn't fine.

"I read your Facebook. The one about the girl in the New York Times. It was funny."

I couldn't remember what he was talking about. He was reading up on me. But I was right here.

"Are those shoes new?"

I wore them on our first date.

"Did you cut your hair?"

Like a month ago.

Collectors are like that. They don't have to interact with their beloved objects all the time. It's just... there. And every now and then they take an interest, but otherwise, there's no upkeep. His life was like a museum. Well curated. But poorly kept.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

In An Ideal World

Sometimes I wish that the weather were always warm. And that my fridge would be completely filled up with bacon and milk tea.The dress code norm would be an over sized tee and boy short undies that say something spunky on the tush, like "No entering" or something of that sort. And that I would have a kick ass fanny pack to carry everything so I would always have my hands free to do whatever they'd like, whether it'd be slapping a ho or making it rain. And I would have my own reality show or talk show to speak all the gibberish I normally speak, but the only difference is that i'd actually get paid for it. Is that just too much to ask?

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Story Of Our Lives

‎"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned the hard way that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the most of it without knowing whats going to happen next."    - Gilda Radner