Life Is However You Interpret It

The Hands Up Disease

While listening to the radio, my friend Joe brought up a very good point. It seems as though all the songs are requiring us to do one thing. What is it? To put our hands up in the air. Why is it that suddenly just about every current song on the radio are asking up to put our hands in the air??? When did that become the "cool thing to do"? After awhile that's ish gets tiring. It's like my hands are constantly in the air in the car! Which means no hands on the wheel...therefore leading to unsafe driving. Or at the club. Which means while i'm holding a drink at the club, I have to lift that up too? It means i'm working out unevenly with about a 16oz weight. Or I have to be double fisting to get an even work out. Either way....no bueno. To prove my point, I have gathered some evidence of all the current songs with this "hands up" disease and have described my feelings towards each one.

California Gurls// Katy Perry

California gurls, we’re undeniable

Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock

West Coast represent, now put your hands up

(Now if you don't put your hands up, you're just not being patriotic to the West Coast and that would be kinda fcked up.)

Party In The USA//Miley Cyrus

Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song

And now I’m gonna be okay

Yeah! It’s a party in the USA!

(It is true. When someone is playin' my song, I just GOTTA put my hands up!)

Dynamite//Taio Cruz

Hands in the air

Put your hands in the air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

Saying a-yo

Gotta let go!

(This one is better because it requires me to throw my hands up in the air only SOMETIMES. Makes me feel like I still got free will. Nice.)

Like a G6// Far East Movement

Its that 808 bump, make you put yo hands up

Make you put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up

Hell yeaaaa, Make you put yo hands up, put yo hands up

(It is true. This song does make me put my hands up. I do it in hopes of owning a G6 someday.)

Club Can’t Handle Me//Flo.rida

Watching you watching me we go all out

The club can’t even handle me right now (yeahhhh)

Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

(Pretty sure if everyone in the club put their hands up, I wouldn't be able to handle the club and all the sweaty pits they got goin' on.)

Just A Dream//Nelly

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.

And now they’re gone and you wish you could give them everything

I said, if you ever loved somebody put your hands up

If you ever loved somebody put your hands up

And now they’re gone and you wish you could give them everything

(This is too depressing. I don't even have the energy left to put my hands up).

Put Your Hands Up//Fatman Scoop

You got a $100 dollar bill, put your hands up!

You got a $50 dollar bill, put your hands up!

You got a $20 dollar bill, put your hands up!

You got a $10 dollar bill, put your hands up!

(This actually comes in handy. I now know who to ask for money. This makes hustling easier. Nioce.)

All I Do Is Win//DJ Khaled

And every time I step up in the building

Everybody hands go up

And they stay there, and they say “yeah,” and they stay there

Up, down, up, down, up, down

‘Cause all I do is win, win, win A

nd if you goin’ in, put your hands in the air, make ‘em stay there

(Well this is just plain torture. Not only do I have to put my hands up but they have to go up, down, up, down, up, down like a freakin' workout. And THEN I gotta make 'em stay there?!?! Dude, what's wrong with you? And i'm doing this just cause you're stepping in the building? You're not even cute!)

With so many demands for us to "put our hands up," it can be really confusing about how to handle the situation. My best advice? Use deodorant. If you're gonna be following this trend, you might as well do it while smelling good. None of us want to smell yo' stank. My choice of preference is this deodorant. Invisible dry and I get to smell like Wild Freesia? Win.

Haveeeee.........You Met Lily?

Lily is my room mate, it's 2AM and we're both online sitting in the room, her at her desk and me in bed and all of a sudden...

ch1ngalilly (2:00:20 AM): PEENUSSS
pinkxpandaz (2:00:27 AM): .....
ch1ngalilly (2:00:41 AM): like dis
pinkxpandaz (2:00:43 AM): reminds me of 100c when u drew penis all over my notes
ch1ngalilly (2:00:50 AM): 8=====D
pinkxpandaz (2:00:50 AM): im watching you
ch1ngalilly (2:00:53 AM): oops
ch1ngalilly (2:00:57 AM): that's not supposed to happen
pinkxpandaz (2:01:01 AM): and glaring
ch1ngalilly (2:01:05 AM): 8===== D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:07 AM): there we goes
ch1ngalilly (2:01:11 AM): depending on how deep you go
ch1ngalilly (2:01:15 AM): it could be this too
ch1ngalilly (2:01:19 AM): 8=D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:21 AM): oops
pinkxpandaz (2:01:22 AM): ...........
ch1ngalilly (2:01:25 AM): 8= D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:29 AM): deep throatin
ch1ngalilly (2:01:30 AM): woot
pinkxpandaz (2:01:30 AM): ..................

This is what I deal with on a daily basis. The weird part? I'm going to miss this when college ends.

P.S. You get two high fives and a booty bump if you understood my blog title reference.

I Got Finals, But Even Worse I Got Senioritis

Been working on my paper all day, 8 hours and 2.5 pages done. Damn, senioritis. But anyhow through my procrastination I came across this and it made my day.

HAHAHAHAHA one day if we've got nothing to do and we're bored enough can we do this? Awesome.