Friday Night & The Feelings Right

It's 9:30PM Friday night. Lily & I were at her house trying to come up with ideas on how to entertain ourselves for the night. We couldn't come up with anything so since we had just gone shopping, I suggested we just throw on a little something new and go to Gyu Kaku to eat since we were kind of hungry. We get to the restaurant and while we wait for our table Lily suggests "Hey, let's act like a lesbian couple. Come on! We're here to celebrate our anniversary! Should it be 1 year? Nah, 6 months is good." Of course my initial reaction is wtf? Put yourself in my shoes. The girl you've shared a room and bathroom with for the last 3 years asks you to pretend to be a lesbian couple for the night...........Wth, right? I laugh but i'm intrigued by the idea because it's so ridiculous that no one does it but at the same time it's so embarrassing. I look at her and say "No, it's going to be so embarrassing. What's the point?" She answers me, "For fun. Come on, cheap thrills." Those are the words and the little bit of hesitation I have is gone. Cause for the sake of cheap thrills, i'm down.

So this is the night of Lily & my 6 month anniversary as a lesbian couple.

The server seats us walking past a bunch of packed tables into a semi secluded room with a very roomy booth for us, and a group of around 6 at the booth next to us. We sit down semi disappointed because the lack of large groups means the less fun and the small intimate group next to us in this enclosed space might just make it even more awkward. The server hands us our menus and Lily tells her that we're celebrating our 6 month anniversary. She congratulates us with a smile and wishes us a happy anniversary. The table next to us overhears it and it's obvious because all of them are looking over at us. As we order, we start playing our roles as the lesbian couple. Because i'm wearing a long maxi dress, I start acting more dainty and girly while Lily says things like "You want water too, right babe?" in front of the waiter. I'm pretty sure everyone believed us because I mean, what 2 normal girls would joke about something like that? Us apparently.

Here's my "girlfriend" with our food. I'm not sure if it's because of a) natural instinct and reflex with the room placement or b) because we're girls or c) people thought we were lesbian but guys would past by our booth to go to the bathroom and i'd end up accidentally making eye contact with them as they walked back looking in. Let's go with option C.

So we order sesame ice cream for dessert but to our surprise another waitress comes in with our ice cream with additional s'mores on top and a lit candle. She congratulates us saying "Happy Anniversary" and the other waitress comes back in smiling saying the dessert is on her. LOL oops? Haha hustling dessert by accident. The group next to us starts saying/singing happy birthday and at this point I feel pretty freakin' awkward.

Here we are with our 6 month anniversary free dessert on the house. Don't we make a cute couple? Afterwards we decided to grab a drink at Tin Lizzie. Of course right? For those around the area you'd know it's a pretty popular gay bar. hahaha The perfect way to end our night. Here's Lily with a bunch of cute gay men in the background.

After we grabbed a drink at Tin Lizzies as wallflowers we decided to end the night on a straight note. So we end up going to a nearby bar and 5 minutes in, Lily was immediately approached by a drunk creeper. Ah....the life of a straight girl. How I missed it so...hahaha

So yeap, this is how Lily and Tiffies do on Friday night. All done in the name of cheap thrills. And shoutout to Lilycakes cause I know she's reading this ish. Happy 6 month Lilycakes, but uh, let's hold up on the texts. It was a one night thing all right?

Haveeeee.........You Met Lily?

Lily is my room mate, it's 2AM and we're both online sitting in the room, her at her desk and me in bed and all of a sudden...

ch1ngalilly (2:00:20 AM): PEENUSSS
pinkxpandaz (2:00:27 AM): .....
ch1ngalilly (2:00:41 AM): like dis
pinkxpandaz (2:00:43 AM): reminds me of 100c when u drew penis all over my notes
ch1ngalilly (2:00:50 AM): 8=====D
pinkxpandaz (2:00:50 AM): im watching you
ch1ngalilly (2:00:53 AM): oops
ch1ngalilly (2:00:57 AM): that's not supposed to happen
pinkxpandaz (2:01:01 AM): and glaring
ch1ngalilly (2:01:05 AM): 8===== D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:07 AM): there we goes
ch1ngalilly (2:01:11 AM): depending on how deep you go
ch1ngalilly (2:01:15 AM): it could be this too
ch1ngalilly (2:01:19 AM): 8=D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:21 AM): oops
pinkxpandaz (2:01:22 AM): ...........
ch1ngalilly (2:01:25 AM): 8= D
ch1ngalilly (2:01:29 AM): deep throatin
ch1ngalilly (2:01:30 AM): woot
pinkxpandaz (2:01:30 AM): ..................

This is what I deal with on a daily basis. The weird part? I'm going to miss this when college ends.

P.S. You get two high fives and a booty bump if you understood my blog title reference.

What's Up With Society?

Another theory of mine...

There are so many trends in our society and the media that come so fast, it's hard to keep up!

1. First we had the whole being lesbian thing. Examples: the Britney & Madonna kiss on TV, songs about being lesbian like Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." The song is actually about Lady Gaga saying that when she's with a man, she is really thinking of a woman and keeps on a poker face. And then the song "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry. Did you know Katy Perry started out as a Christian singer at first? And then Lindsay Lohan went lesbian on us, aside from becoming lesbian, girl has issues period. And also that whole Tila Tequila reality show about choosing a man OR woman for her dating life. Not gonna lie, but uhhh...I kept up with that show my sophomore year. haha it was intriguing and had its moments. But yeahhhhhh anways, point and case.

2. Second, the whole Indian thing was becoming popular. Bombay par-tayyyyyyyyyy. Slumdog Millionaire came out, GREAT MOVIE btw, and Indian girls are really pretty. Indian guys however....there are some but it's not common....at all. Anyways, Jai Ho was on the radio and even the Pussycat Dolls sang a version of it and in the music the girl dresses like an Indian even though she's not, but she really passes off as it. For our Senior banquet, ever year I push the Bombay party as the theme for it but i'm always shot down. However last year, they made the mistake of asking me to point lead it....muwahhaha and I had our whole Edge class dance do a Jai Ho performance, which was AMAZING BTW.

3. Third, cougars!!! Hot moms, and cougars. There are shows and dang, I don't know. Cougars are just really in at the moment! There's a show that Courtney Cox does called The Cougar, it's a series not a reality show but it's not very good, which made me really sad because I thought there was a lot of potential there. But the show just isn't really well written. Anyways, there was also a cougars convention in SF this summer. http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/08/hello_ladies_fur_flies_at_bay.php?page=1 As you can see these pictures, the women are not that hot for cougars but silicon up the wahoooooooooo for sure. Maybe the economy is bad and boys are looking for sugar mamas but there is a growing demand for cougars and there's a good amount too!

In conclusion, according to all these fads the hottest thing right now should be an Indian woman who is a cougar who goes for younger girls. Hm...........oh society, what have you done to us?