Uh....Cause I'm AWESOME?!?!

I have been referred to as the female version of Barney before. I am also labeled Robin in a group of my friends and we all know Robin is technically the female version of Barney. But being a female Barney is basically being a female douche. How awesome... hahaha But we all know I am not a female douche. O=) Perhaps it's my love for inappropriate jokes, corny jokes, dressing up, coining terms for the most absurd things,trying to make the most mundane things the most epic, having a hard exterior but soft interior, having a black brother or my love for laser tagging that has (laser) tagged (harhar) me a female Barney. I brought my women's small group  and brother small group to laser tagging once and they all loved it. They also all created their alias names as "Tiffany Wong #__" It wasn't fun getting shot by 23something different Tiffany Wongs. -____- I tried to choose "Mother Tersea" as my name,  but was sadly denied because religious figures are not allowed so I choose "Mommy's Home" instead. And just like Barney, I didn't restrain myself from shooting the little kids that were in the game with us. Hey, all is fair in love and laser tag!

On the another note, i've started to write "The Ho Code" in response to "The Bro Code" (which I have thanks to J.Tang who got it for me for my birthday). I'm not very far on it so if anyone would like to help contribute, do let me know!

Game Over Biznatch

Well i'm home in Norcal for the next couple of days, crackberry equipped. It's nice to see some Norcal faces and my fam and doggie. :) Anyways, I decided to get a tattoo.

Yea I am pretty bad ass. And this is me trying to look hard but looking like I ate something sour instead. Okay I gotta go beat up some middle schoolers now.

I'm Watching You

HAHAHA what a creepy ass blog title, but....

Confession: I am a people watcher.

It may sound a bit creepy, but it's really not. It's just that I love observing others in their environment. People fascinate me. The way you can read someone's body language. The unconscious movements. The way someone's voice changes when they hit certain emotions. Shrieks when happy. Stutters when nervous. Lower and solemn when sad. Loud when angry. And no one is alike each other. Even with identical twins, there's always a little something that you can tell them apart by. God made each of us different. That's the beauty of it all. We're all different so we act and take in people and situations differently. One thing to someone may mean something completely different to another. Like pink starbursts to you may hold a different value than to me because of my first 8th grade boyfriend.

I think the perfect date would be going to Rite Aid to get the $1.29 scoop of ice cream, sit at a fairly populated public place and just well...simply watch people. hahaha Well not with a guy, who literally just sits there and....watches people like a creeper or checks out all the girls, but with a guy who's easy going and creative. It's fun because you start making up stories of their lives and who they are. Little chubby fat kid? He's probably the funny one who's the class clown. Blond haired, blue eyes little boy? All the girls in class probably have a crush on him, but he's too young to notice. Girl who's all Gucci'd, Prada'd out holding a chihuahua with a rhinestone collar? Materialistic HM bizznatch. Guy wearing Ed Hardy? Douchebag. Just said girl and guy together? Couple that everyone hates on at their parties, but still invite out of obligation and courtesy. Guy is super metro with a piercing on the right ear but holding a girl's hand? Guy who is gay but hasn't come out of the closet with a clueless girlfriend. haha Essentially what you're doing is making stereotypical judgments about people that have no real hold, but nevertheless it's still fun.

So if you catch me watching you.........don't worry, I probably just phased out and day dreamin'. ;)