Just Dance

I know i've said it before, but i'll say it again.

Do you know what I consider to be the worst job?

A DJ for a middle school dance. Damn. How do they do it?!?!? Playing songs with lyrics that insinuate many sexual things and then watching tweens dance in circles, or with other or even worse, up on each other. oh.my.lordy. I don't want to even imagine it. You know how there are some things you just don't want to watch the process of because it'll ruin your image of it? For example, KFC, MickyD's, Taco Bell and basically any hole in the wall establishment. I don't want to see how my food is made or whether or not the workers are wearing gloves or the cleanliness rating of the restaurant, I just wanna enjoy my food. Other things I don't want to see include the process of how a hot dog weiner is made or my future husband's bachelor party. Some things are better left unknown. And that is why as a parent I wish to never witness my children at a dance. I'll just tell them to dance with Bible distance between each other and hope for the best.

I used to hate slow songs. They annoyed me so much because they were simply soooooooooo slow. And I was a person that liked things fast. I didn't do long distance but sprints in track, I talked at an abnormal speed most of the time that you had to get used to it to understand me, I liked upbeat things. I remember always reasoning my dislike of slow songs to people with the question of what was the point of dragging out the word "you" to "youuuuuuuuuuuu"? Waste of life. I have a life to live, an 8th grade life to live so you know just how crazy, face paced that is. harhar

Now I enjoy them. I've grown to slow down and just enjoy it. I no longer sprint although that might be because i'm super out of shape and I only talk at abnormal speed if i'm very excited. What I do miss though are slow dances. The clubs now are just fastfastfastgrinddancedancedance. Sometimes I wish we could throw in some slow dances in there bet I guess that'd be awkward...really awkward. haha Damn. I guess i'll have to wait till the next wedding for slow dancing.

Time to make friends with older people now!