One Step Forward, Two Steps Backwards

So in attempt to finally be able to reach my 2 everyday goals (1. drink a water bottle a day, 2. jump rope everyday), I finally got myself to Target (my favorite) and bought a jump rope today. Did you know that they aren't in the toy's section??? I was dumb founded. Instead I found them in the Sporting Goods section, which for some reason really depresses me. I wanted a jump rope that was pink with like care bears or some other cute shit on the handles, but instead I got this ugly gray thing with blue handles. How depressing. Since when was jump rope such a serious thing? Well I guess the kid's jump rope wouldn't have worked out anyways since they're a lot shorter than I am. But still, why aren't there any cute jump rope for the kiddies? This is why the kids in America are so obese. I couldn't find my all time favorite skip it or any jump ropes, the good o' games of our childhood. There's no more active games for the kids, I mean how fit are kids really going to get with Barbies and Hot Wheels? I don't know. I'm going to trick my kids in the future to take out the trash as a game so they can get some fresh air and get some circulation in their legs.

As you can tell, I also purchased gummy bears (the white are my favs) and chocolate (the only chocolate without nuts/toffee I like is Lindor).

Buying of the jump rope: one step forward

Buying of candy: two steps backwards

At least we're moving somewhere!

I'll later update you in which ones get unwrapped first and last.