I need to be more capable. I mean granted I have a little bit of a height advantage and can grab things from the higher shelves for the vertically challenged or am the spider killer of the apartment because I am a pretty fearless warrior but still. hahaha If you know me fairly well, you'd know I hate being put in a box and being limited, which is why I do things like take massage class or go to the shooting range or am a girly girl but also a tomboy, etc. But my point is that I don't want to be limited in my abilities; I want to know how to do more things for myself, be more independent nawmsayins? So here is a starting Bucket List of things I need to learn.
Bucket List Of Things I Must Learn To Do
1. Learn how to fight crime on the intranetz like trojans, virus and spyware (and perhaps also know the difference between them)
2.How to change oil and a flat tire (this would be badass)
3. Re-learn how to drive stick (will come in handy if I were ever kidnapped by people in a stick car and they somehow leave me unattended, definitely wouldn't want to stall while escaping)
4. How to efficiently punch someone so that it actually hurts (people seem to be unaffected when I hit them, are my knuckles jello or something???)
5. Make cocktails and all the yummy girly drinks (will come in handy if I ever want to become a bartender for cheap thrills)
6. Build a laptop from scratch (if my dad can do it, so can I)
7. Knit a sweater (will come in handy when it gets cold or cheap "sentimental" gifts)
8. Body language to look intimidating (will come in handy to ward off the unwanted)
9. Snap my fingers (will come in handy when I have children or a husband haha jk)
10. Whistle loudly (will come in handy when I want to wolf whistle and holler)
What can I say? I'm a quality girl. hahaha And bright side? I can probably learn all of these thanks to Wikipedia. Internet FTW
1. i can teach you #4.
ReplyDelete2. i like your explanation for #3.
3. YOU DAD BUILT A LAPTOP FROM SCRATCH?? is he some kind of GENIUS?? or iron man???
4. heheheh snap your fingers~
Mmm I dont think its really a "bucket list" because all the things you learn are things to better your everyday life, i.e. the sooner you do it the better your quality of living. a bucket list is a list of things you'd probably never do until the end of your life, i.e. it doesn't matter when you do it. Therefore I propose you change the name of your list from "Bucket List of Things I Must Learn To Do" to just "List of Things I Will Learn to Do As Soon As Possible, or In The Near Future"
ReplyDeletebtw, I can do 1-4 and 9. halfway there on 6.
^that was me btw.
ReplyDelete@joyce: you are too good at #4! and yes my dad is iron man, which explains why he called me iron girl while i was growing up....it all makes sense now...
ReplyDelete@david: well technically this is a list of things to do before i die, and at the rate i'm going at, it probably will be near the end of my life. hahah i'm still going to call it bucket list because i'm awesome and can do whatever i want. hahahah