I Think This Belongs To the Naughty (Wish) List

Guys, with Christmas just around the corner, i'm sure you're wondering what to get your significant other. Rather than choosing a lame sweater or Star Craft II which you will end up "borrowing," we all know you can never go wrong with jewelry. Right? Thanks to Vivienne Westwood, you can give the gift of penis with a diamond droplet at the end, just in case the penis alone wasn't classy enough. What girl wouldn't want a penis pendant? Wow, I think this is the most times i've ever typed penis in my life. Penispenispenis. Okay,

I think i'm good for the whole year.

I feel like there should be a "that's what she said" joke somewhere...........but I can't think of anything. Amazing.


*I hope none of you guys are actually confused into thing I want this. I find it extremely ridiculous to wear a penis on your neck. haha