Today I found out that raccoons are NOT cute. I was in my car on the phone when I saw these two fat things heading my way. At first I thought they were really fat cats until they started hobbling closer and closer when I realized they were raccoons! I actually freaked out as one headed towards closer and closer to my side of the car only to disappear with its counterpart underneath me. I was in the phone freaking out to my friend thinking it'd somehow attack me, even though I knew I was safe in the care. The trash cans in our neighborhood must be feeding them well because they were like huge balls of fat, they had no neck at all! It was head....then body. No neck! And they way they move is so ungraceful, like hobbling limping rats or something. Freakin' monstrous looking things.
This picture does not do the ones I saw justice. The ones I saw were creepier, fatter and uglier than this. WTF. I THOUGHT RACCOONS WERE CUTE. But they're like giant rodents! I don't know what the people were thinking when they drew cartoon versions of raccoons. Cause raccoons in real life are NOT cute! And they're dangerous cause they maul people! The stupid media had me thinking they were so cute, cuddly and nice! They make these adorable stuffed animals or cartoon pictures or when they appear in Disney movies all you do is go awwww. But in reality, they are monstrous. It's like when a girl takes a picture with bright lighting at the right angle with hella make up on. Deceiving shit.
I was tricked.
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