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10 Things I Should Probably Not Do, But Will Do Because I Am Me

1. Sometimes when I drive, I use only one finger. It's usually my right index one.
2. When I shower, I blast the music as I shower and...dance. It really wakes you up.
3. Give my number out to girls at bars, well i've only done it twice. Actually I think i'm going to stop this one because once it was a 28 yr old mom, who could be considered a milf and was funny but now she is texting me and it's a little weird.
4. Point out funny looking people to my friends who then all proceed to look over in such an obvious way that I am ashamed.
5. Wear jeans and flats, and then get the nastiest looking tan on my feet. It looks like a fat strip of dirt.
6. Buy guys clothes/steal guy friend's clothes and wear them. Large shirt? Hello belted dress!
7. Rather than "waste time" and check online what time the place closes, my friends and I will drive all the way there to find out that it closed half an hour ago.
8. Feel obligated to stay up in the wee hours in the morning just because it's summer, but really I want to sleep earlier.
9. Use words like sausage fest and cock blocker in loose terms because some take it the wrong way.
10. The sad thing with laptops is that now I can literally stay in bed all day. This does not go well with the combination of summer.


With that being said, i'm going to get out of bed now and go to the coffee shop and read.