I'm Full Of Good Ideas

Good Ideas List

1. They should make a television series about DMV people in The Office style. Definite potential there.

2. Offer a slide right next to the stairs, so you have two options. Option 1: Stairs Option 2: Slide

3. Have little tasers that shock you when you start tangent-ing from your studies.

4. Create an iphone/blackberry/everyphone app that lets your phone be a taser too so you can tase (is that even the right verb?) the creepies. Forget pepper spray! Attacked by a rapist? Bust out your cellphone! Free taser-ing after 7pm on weekdays and all day and night on weekends.

5. Let every noun feel like it's a verb by adding -ing to the end of it. I am water bottle-ing (drinking water from a water bottle) or beach-ing or chair-ing or hot dog-ing, see how easy it is?! And fun?!?! Nouns ought to get in on the fun the verbs are having too.

6. There should be a day where everyone has their earphones in, listening to music on their ipods or whatever choice of mp3 player they have, okay who am I kidding? Everyone and their moms have a fcking ipod, just like facebook. Anyways, tangent but everyone listens their to their own music and dances to it at the same time. So we're all dancing to our own music while living out our normal lives doing normal things. Can you imagine? Walking to class and every student is dancing to their own ipod music. That would be legendary. There's a term for that though, it's a dance when everyone's in a room listening to their own ipod and dancing, i forget what it's called though but yeah, let's bring it into the outside world!

Side note, found out someone I know now has a fiancée from an arranged marriage. That is crazy. Arranged marriages I would put on the Bad Idea List. haha But i'm glad it's working out for him because apparently at first when he met her, he didn't like her but now is in love with her. Crazy how love works sometimes. Actually I take that back, crazy how love works all the time.