The Fails In My Life

Eff.

I haven't drank any water today.

This is no good for my One Waterbottle A Day Everyday Life Goal Plan.

I will now down this half full water bottle on my desk.

Done.

Sigh. Good enough.

Today I was supposed to wake up at 9:30 AM, half an hour before I usually get up cause i'm trying out this thing called, "eating breakfast" I hear it's good for you. So anyways my alarm didn't go off. My class takes attendance and I had a midterm afterwards too, so if I overslept that wouldn't have been too great. So I think God was kind enough to wake me up at 10AM (the time I usually would get up); however I think God is a little prankster because the way I woke up was that I pulled both leg calves muscle, you know those extremely annoying Charlie horses? So I laid in bed writhing in pain for a good 5 minutes before I got up. Thank you God for that loving wake up call.